Jokes and Smiles 8
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be
since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
A lot of people want to serve God,
but only in an advisory capacity.Unknown
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day.
Wisdom consists in not exceeding that limit.Elbert Hubbard
The older I get,
the surer I am that I'm not running the show.Leonard Cohen
Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way
you can be sure somebody's listening.Unknown
People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.Zig Ziglar
Think of 5 things you are grateful for today...
Now how do you feel?Tim Sanders
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities
without your help.Judith Martin
The church is the great lost and found department.Robert Short
One day a lady criticized D. L. Moody for his methods of evangelism
in attempting to win people to the Lord.
Moody's reply was "I agree with you. I don't like the way I do it either.
Tell me, how do you do it?"
The lady replied, "I don't do it."
Moody retorted, "Then I like my way of doing it better than your way of not doing it."
D. L. Moody