Jokes 9

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it,
as the old woman did her lost spectacles - safe on her own nose all the time.
Josh Billings

If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine.
Found on a button

Man is an able creature,
but he has made 32,600,000 laws and hasn’t yet improved on
the Ten Commandments.

If you try to surrender just a little bit to God, He’ll know. 
It’s like trying to carry on a conversation with someone who’s
preoccupied with the newspaper:
most unsatisfying and practically useless.
Karon Phillips Goodman

Whatever you dislike in another person,
take care to correct in yourself.
Thomas Sprat

How sad it is that we give up on people who are just like us.
Fred Rodgers

Always put off until tomorrow what you shouldn’t do at all.
Morris Mandel

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.
Anne Lamott

This is my “depressed stance.”
When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand.
The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high
because then you’ll start to feel better.
If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.
Charlie Brown

Courage comes and goes. 
Hold on for the next supply.
Thomas Merton