Jokes and Smiles 9




If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it,
as the old woman did her lost spectacles - safe on her own nose all the time.
Josh Billings


If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine.
Found on a button





Man is an able creature,
but he has made 32,600,000 laws and hasn’t yet improved on
the Ten Commandments.
Unknown



If you try to surrender just a little bit to God, He’ll know. 
It’s like trying to carry on a conversation with someone who’s
preoccupied with the newspaper:
most unsatisfying and practically useless.
Karon Phillips Goodman





Whatever you dislike in another person,
take care to correct in yourself.
Thomas Sprat





How sad it is that we give up on people who are just like us.
Fred Rodgers



Always put off until tomorrow what you shouldn’t do at all.
Morris Mandel





Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.
Anne Lamott





This is my “depressed stance.”
When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand.
The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high
because then you’ll start to feel better.
If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.
Charlie Brown





Courage comes and goes. 
Hold on for the next supply.
Thomas Merton